Poor Kevin Carr. The Lifesearch protection guru came back from holiday two weeks ago to find the worst of all disasters at home.
No, he had not flooded his house with the washing machine or left a burning candle that had turned his precious home into a smouldering ruin. It was much worse than that.
Carr came back to find that fierce winds had moved his satellite dish so his Sky system did not work, meaning no new series of 24 and no watching his beloved Arsenal on the box. He managed to watch the football in the pub but Jack Bauer had to wait.