So as to build value in the business before flotation, I am awaiting the following press release from Misys.
“Misys is pleased to announce that, in view of the latest educational research, free and plentiful locally bottled still and fizzy filtered tap water will be available at all the compulsory quarterly roadshows.
“The directorate is aware that this may place additional pressure on the toilet facilities.
“To ease possible congestion, £2 tokens will be required for each visit to the toilets. Tokens will be available at the various venues at the specially negotiated cost of£5 each.
“To ensure that there is no cross-subsidisation and to ensure fairness to all members, any members with medical problems necessitating more visits than average to the toilets will be charged £10 per token.”