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Do you hear what I hear?
WSJ knows that many an interesting piece is part of the wider puzzle that makes up how a financial services company markets itself. In the case of HSBC, this includes music.
While browsing around on Twitter this week, WSJ saw a tweet from the bank about a new “bespoke” piece of music it hopes “will help people instantly recognise the brand across our channels from call centres through to mobile banking”.
HSBC has teamed up with French composer Jean-Michel Jarre to pen the jingle. WSJ notes that Jarre’s Wikipedia page notes him as “a pioneer in the electronic, ambient and new-age genre”. Will ambient music grab the attention of HSBC customers? Who knows.
Jarre is also known for organising music for outdoor events, including firework and laser displays. WSJ wonders where this will fit in with the aforementioned ambient tones, and how the two will merge to create HSBC’s new theme tune.
As an HSBC customer, this WSJ correspondent will let you know in due course.
St James’s Wealthy Place
It would probably be fair to say the average age of the website for the average IFA firm is on par with the average age of its IFAs. WSJ knows many are pressed for time and, in smaller firms, perhaps unable to give time to constant updates.
Advice giant St James’s Place has no excuse, however, given WSJ heard a rumour that staff count has probably surpassed a trillion.
A “nearing retirement” page on the SJP website notes that the Money Purchase Annual Allowance is £10k. In fact, the MPAA changed to £4k two years ago. Perhaps SJP can get a better deal for clients? Such are the perils of not keeping a website up to date. WSJ would like to hear that a SJP customer has challenged this…
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