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Simply the best…

Not more awards, we hear you ask? Yes, we are happy to announce the following awards for the people and companies who gave us the highs and lows of another difficult year.

Best corporate hospitality event that didn&#39t come off Schroders balked at paying £90,000 for 14 tickets to each of England&#39s qualifiers as well as one semi-final and the final itself, with no flights or accommodation – apparently the tickets were half-price returns from Enron.

Best mortgage PR invitation “Get lashed in Lille,” said the invite. No doubt what was planned for Axis PR&#39s mortgage reporter trip to France.

Best press release on the bear market

Structured product specialist NDF Administration described the stockmarket as “staggering like a drunk”, while portfolios “resembled London in the Blitz” and investor confidence was “at depths last plumbed by the Titanic”.

Best pre-financial services job

In another life, Invesco Pensions chief executive David Butcher mixed the sound for Jimi Hendrix&#39s last concert.

DEADLY CV award

Lansons PR Karen Brunskill, who names among former employers, a Suffolk undertakers- she would regularly arrive at work in a hearse. It&#39s a family thing – Karen&#39s mother works in the local crematorium.

Best party

Second best party of the year – obviously the Money Marketing boat party is the best – By a nose this is the Credit Suisse 70s disco (above), just pipping the Association of Investment Trust&#39s sun-drenched midsummer bash at the French garden of the Coq D&#39argent in the City

Best fight

A three-horse race – the bout at the AITC between an unnamed fund manager and an analyst who put a sell notice on his fund stopped by Bloomberg Money editor Julian Marr; the Caesar&#39s Palace that is the Penrose summer party, where on some reports this year&#39s brawl saw two City traders tumbling down the stairs, on others, there was no fight but someone wandered in off the street and fell down a hole in the floor; and the winner, the host of a wine-tasting event who assaulted Mortgage Edge editor Andrew Stewart because he dared to support the idea of Wayne Bridge playing left back for England.

Worst new corporate branding exercise

Some IFAs might say Scottish Life&#39s sparkling Bright Grey but the prize goes to Aviva (Not NU&#39s holding company but the website of a Vancouver-based Jewish lesbian group)

Worst undercover project name

Project Dyson, Norwich Union&#39s codeword for hoovering up IFA distribution

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