One MM hack had a very amusing lunch with Standard Life recently.
She arrived a mere (and politely forewarned) 15 minutes late, rushing into the restaurant.
The meeting was punctuated with Paul good-job-he-wasn’t-drinking-red-wine Keeble throwing a glass of water all over himself and Worldwide Financial Planning managing director Peter McGahan “in his element” trying to chat up the waitress.
The highlight for Keeble, though, was when said hack confessed she thought he was younger than he was, when he is in fact five years her senior. Perhaps it was the senility that brought on the water-spilling.