“How can there be any coherent policy to tackle the housing supply issue when we’ve had more housing ministers recently than Chelsea have had managers?”
Paragon Mortgages CEO Nigel Terrington says housing ministers should not be churned with the same frequency as Premier League football managers.
“It took him three years to die, the bastard.”
Aviva sales director for UK financial institutions Jeremy Leadsom laments the shock passing of Homeland protagonist Nick Brody.
“One bloke ended up with about 800 quid!”
Derbyshire Booth managing director Greg Heath says a £50 voucher referral incentive scheme got a bit out of hand.
“I see myself as Jerry Springer.”
Syndaxi Chartered Financial Planners managing director Robert Reid on his approach to chairing industry conferences.