“I’m the chief executive officer of the People’s Republic of Transact.”
During a London conference Transact boss Ian Taylor hints a revolution could be in the offing.
“I’ve never seen Star Wars so no idea what any of you are talking about!”
Nucleus boss David Ferguson admits he’s no fan of George Lucas despite the platform sending out a marketing pack this week declaring war on ’the Empire’s ultimate weapon – the Life Office.’
“Because this weekend’s a third longer.”
A national newspaper advert from the Co-op’s ahead of the early May bank holiday. No wonder the banking arm is in trouble.