“I’d be strung up by my thumbs if I told you too much about it.”
Online Partnership chief executive Kevin McDonagh says draconian punishments are in order for anyone caught revealing commercially sensitive information.
“On balance, it was good to meet you, sort of.”
LV= senior press officer Addy Frederick was left a little underwhelmed when she met a recent MM recruit.
“I can’t believe David Tiller is worthy of a profile. He’s done nothing all year. I’m the architect of superclean.”
Standard Life head of investment group relations Graham Dow says head of platforms David Tiller spent 2013 twiddling his thumbs.
“Another guy on the same train had broken his leg. I couldn’t believe it!”
AJ Bell head of platform marketing Mike Morrison explains an unlikely coincidence that saw him suffer a painful hand injury only to see a fellow commuter leapfrog him on the emergency room waiting list.