“I was hoping they might go home at 11. When it got to 4am and they were dancing on the tables I realised I was wrong.”
Bostonian and Fidelity head of platforms Pat Shea assures an MM hack he did the cleaning after hosting a Thanksgiving party that went on later than expected.
“Tom is right at the other end of the room. I can see his ears from here.”
Hargreaves Lansdown head of financial planning Danny Cox launches an unnecessary attack on colleague Tom McPhail.
“If I get slightly distracted it is because Father Christmas has just walked past.”
MM tries to interview LV= head of annuities and equity release Vanessa Owen in the middle of some office festivities.
“I’d be strung up by my thumbs if I told you too much about it.”
In Partnership chief executive Kevin McDonagh says draconian punishments are in order for anyone caught revealing commercially sensitive information.
“Has anyone got a hairdryer?”
Master Adviser senior partner Roy McLoughlin tries to help out a soggy Plan Money director Peter Chadborn after a drinks spillage
“On balance, it was good to meet you, sort of.”
LV= senior press officer Addy Frederick was left a little underwhelmed when she met a recent MM recruit.