“I ordered a meat platter – ‘board of meat’ – and it was all veggie. Apparently it was for those who are ‘bored’ of meat.”
Novia PR Pippa Russell is upset that a misleading description on the menu of a trendy West End bar failed to satisfy her carnivorous tastes.
“I am digging out that Uruguay strip as we speak.”
Nucleus business development manager and committed Scot Barry Neilson pledges his allegiance to England’s opposition before a crucial World Cup encounter.
“As long as you borrowed a hat from your boyfriend’s mum and not your boyfriend.”
Syndaxi Chartered Financial Planners managing director Robert Reid confirms the source of MM hack Tessa Norman’s Ascot accessories.