“I do not really want my nails done for half-price.”
Philip J Milton & Company managing director Philip Milton on being inundated with Groupon offers.
“I thought I was going to Salzburg, now it looks like I’m going to Vienna.”
Faegre Baker Daniels litigation partner Robert Campbell is surprised by an airport announcement during a phone call with an MM hack.
“Hang a banker a week until the others improve.”
London mayor hopeful Ken Livingstone indulges in some blue sky thinking on financial regulation.