“It is the Ghostbusters question. Who you gonna call? The answer? Us.”
Money Advice Service chair Gerard Lemos on how he wants the service to be thought of.
“We all went mad before 2007. I was one of the headbangers.”
Grant Shapps’ adviser Conservative MP Jake Berry on his previous career as a housing lawyer.
“I will not go into to it because I do not understand it.”
Treasury select committee member Andy Love on with-profits schemes.
“Chris Leslie deserves an award for the most uses of the word centripetal in an 8am fringe event.”
ABI director general Otto Thoreson on Shadow chief secretary Chris Leslie’s early morning sesquipedalianism.
“I do not trust politicians, that is why I went into politics.”
Conservative MP Sajid Javid.