“Back by popular demand – Lord Turner.”
Institute for New Economic Thinking executive director Robert Johnson introducing Lord Turner.
“I have a flip but no flop.”
Skandia PR Alex Jones after a flipflop fell overboard while watching the Skandia sailors compete in a regatta in Majorca last week.
“I’ve never flown with EasyJet before. Now I know why.”
Skandia’s Alex Jones again, after a flight filled with men on a stag do and screaming children.
“Herman Goering is quoted as saying ’Every time somebody mentions the word ’culture’ I reach for my pistol.’ I feel like that when pensions people talk about simplification.”
Former Conservative Shadow pensions minister Nigel Waterson.
“Does anyone ever stay up to watch the Dave channel late on Saturday night for the cage fighting?”
Aviva spokesman David Gwyer on his weekend habits.