“It is a bit like dealing with the dementors from Harry Potter.”
Jake Berry MP describes his brief dealings with the FSA by comparing them to life-sucking monsters.
“I really do not care about you enough I am afraid.” The Lang Cat principal Mark Polson shows honesty in his reasoning for not retuning an MM hack’s phone call.
“We call this a difficult away fixture.”
Trade Union Congress general secretary Frances O’Grady describes her attendance at the Conservative party conference in Birmingham.
“If I am a mop then you, David, are a broom.”
Mayor of London Boris Johnson brands prime minister David Cameron as cleaning apparatus after being called a “blond mop”.
“He woke me up at 3am, I gave him a quote and went back to sleep.”
MM columnist Rob Reid goes above and beyond duties to help out on a story from a bed in America.