“All those rats and snakes and that was before she went to the jungle.”
Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman compares Conservative backbenchers to rats as Tory MP Nadine Dorries goes on TV show, I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here.
“And now I’d like to welcome our very special guest speaker Gregg McLintock. It is McLintock isn’t it?”
Baroness Sally Greengross welcomes guest speaker shadow pensions minister Gregg McClymont to an ILC debate in London.
“The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential…these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.”
Annuities guru Billy Burrows quotes Chinese philosopher Confucius…and promptly loses his own keys in his coat lining.
“I do not know why I say these things, I always end up getting stitched up.”
Caerus Capital chief executive Keith Carby regrets opening his mouth to an MM hack.