“He may not leave on the First Great Western to Paddington with all his body parts intact.”
Hargreaves Lansdown head of pensions research Tom McPhail comes over all ‘Resevoir Dogs’ after “inviting” pensions regulator chairman Michael O’Higgins to Bristol.
“We have 1,050 guests this evening, a record for the event, and coincidentally the same number as the number of texts I have received inviting me to claim a PPI refund.”
CML director general Paul Smee at the trade body’s annual dinner
“If he’s looking for excitement he looks at your shoes.”
Syndaxi managing director Robert Reid describes an industry foe.
“What exactly is the ratio of Zip cars to four wheel drives in Sloane Square these days?”
AIC PR Jemma Jackson quizzes her colleague on the motoring habits of her neighbours.