“I was sitting there in a grey suit with a red stripe which I thought was really trendy but it was really a potato sack.”
Succession Advisory Services chief executive Simon Chamberlain discusses his first interview in financial services.
“There is about as much chance of bacon sarnies as Blackburn Rovers winning the Championship.”
An ABI press officer makes no attempt to endear herself to MM’s resident Blackburn Rovers fan.
“Next you’ll be telling me Father Christmas isn’t real.”
Money Sprite managing director Ashley Brown’s response on hearing the comment boxes next to The Sun’s Page Three might not be written by the girls themselves.
“I would love to tell you what we would do, but it is just too rude.”
Hudson Green & Associates principal Ian Hudson thinks better of telling an MM hack how he and his partner will ensure their baby arrives on time.
“You probably shouldn’t include me passing you some bread as part of the article.
Close Brothers Asset Management head of wealth management Andrew Fay is worried about the degree of detail an MM hack’s article will go into.