“When you've just spent £6,000 on something, you don't want to get too violent.” – Nick Bamford of Informed Choice sorts out his computer problems.
“Why is the mortgage sector the only industry that calls customers who shop around tarts?” – Purely Mortgages' Ian Giles reflects on the semantics of the lending sector.
“When I'm stroked I always rise to the occasion.” – Alasdair Buchanan of Scottish Life persuades MM journalist to stroke his tigger (tie).
“Hello I'm Lyndsay from Lansons, the one you haven't snogged” – Lyndsay Haywood suggests MM editor John Lappin will not print this OOC.
“Andy had a wood but he wouldn't cover it up.” – Bright Grey's Roger Edwards comments on colleague Andy Peter's golfing abilities.
“The secret to success in this business is you've got to put your foot down with a firm hand.” – Aegon PR Adrian Cammidge.