”He's so quiet, retiring and shy that he wouldn't mention it.” – ScotLife's Patricia Henderson on boss Alasdair Buchanan's Headline Money Pensions Press Officer of the Year gong ”He uses Polyfilla to control them.” – Yorkshire Building Society press officer Tanya Mills explains how colleague David Holmes keeps his homosexual tortoises quiet.
”I always quiver with excitement every time Money Marketing leaves a message.” – Threadneedle Asset Management director of communications Richard Eats.
”Jesus Christ tried to be totally good and was killed for it. It's the same in the mortgage market.” – PR legend John Wriglesworth.
”Am I wearing a dress? What, now or later?” – Lansons PR Richard Winder.
”When the head of protection at Friends Provident is pushing cigarillos, all you can do is say yes.” – Bell Pottinger PR Monina Villaroman.
Any Out of Contexts or Diary stories? Send them to Diary editor Alison Bone, email: alison.bone@centaur.co.uk or tel: 0207 943 8037
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