”I'll never be too high and important to speak to you.” – FSA press officer Rob McIvor about his promotion to head of media and web communications at the regulator.
”Maybe I will occupy my time writing a mortgage murder mystery.” – London & Country's David Hollingworth ponders how he will amuse himself during jury duty ”We swing all ways at Mortgages plc”. – Sales and marketing director Peter Beaumont.
”I thought I would have to take a burning cross to my computer because it was possessed.” – MM columnist on filing his copy late.
”You're not being facetious, are you? I thought that was your middle name.” – FSA press officer Louise Buckley to MM news editor.
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