”We had these season tickets for Tottenham Hotspur but they hadn't scored for ages and we could not pay brokers to go along.” – PAFS general manager Mike Douglas.
”It's easier to find an elephant in Harrods than for me to send an email.” – John Malone of Premier Mortgage Services on trying to get to gets to grips with the internet age.
”Well, it's certainly not Wuthering Heights.” -Aifa director general Paul Smee summarises the FSA's latest policy statement.
”I'm not feeling myself today, I'm feeling someone else.” – Chelsea Financial Services head of research Juliet Schooling.
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