”You can trust us.” – Barclays PR Emma Rees to Money Marketing news editor.
”I can't remember anyone's first name due to my booze-fuelled anti-Valentine's Day weekend.” – Independent consultant Kim North.
”Breasts aren't purely decorative.” – Hargreaves Lansdown's Tom McPhail has a moment of enlightenment following the birth of his son.
”It's all foreign to me.” – Aifa director of policy Fay Goddard confuses Canadian and Australian accents on the Money Marketing newsdesk.
”Is there any point to this conversation other than you attempting to string together the most annoying group of sentences you can imagine?” – Scottish Life head of communications Alasdair Buchanan gets a little tired of MM news editor.
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