”I think it's time for me to find a new boyfriend.” – AITC PR executive Jemma Jackson expresses disappointment with the dressing gown and slippers she received for Christmas.
”You don't need a passport but you do need protection.” – Scottish Widows head of marketing Peter Jordan on a forthcoming trip to Wolverhampton.
”First I nibble off the top and then I hoover out the insides.” – Norwich and Peterborough head of communications Alison Rolls explains how she eats Cadbury creme eggs.
”You sad git.” – Aifa director general Paul Smee to MM hack claiming to have enjoyed reading his comment piece ”It's a case of 'send reinforcements, it's time to advance' being turned to 'send three and sixpence, we'll go to the dance'.” – Syndaxi Financial Planning partner Robert Reid's take on the national press's interpretation of the FSA's talks with Standard Life ”I am told sex is better but I haven't tried that yet.” – Wentworth Rose MD Philip Rose on the joys of skiing.
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