”Have I depolarised yet?” Sofa chairman Nick Bamford on the delays over the depolarisation project.
”I've got a trilby but in the end I decided not to wear it.” – Lansons PR Lisa Stanley dresses down for Money Marketing's Christmas boat party.
”I don't think there is a person here more than half my age.” – Paul Bradshaw.
”There's someone for everyone. For me, it's Kylie.” – Richard Hurst of RCH Communications.
”Are you making a play on my name?” – Charcol general manager Ricky Okey quizzes an MM hack unable to refrain from saying “Okey dokey.”
”I've never been stopped from singing O Flower of Scotland before.” – Scottish Widows PR Paula Sutherland on a singing ban in a Mayfair wine bar.
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