”The erotic gherkin has disappeared.” – Financial Ombudsman Service spokesman David Cresswell on the London smog.
”I wonder if there is an age limit on that?” – Hargreaves Lansdown's Tom McPhail contemplates a poster for World Breastfeeding Week.
”I spent all morning long saying goo goo, gaa gaa.” – Scottish Widows PR Paula Sutherland on babysitting.
”We all had gardening gear on and were wielding tools.” – Aegon PR Leslie McPherson on a team-building day spent decorating a children's home.
”I'm just doing a lot of miles.” – Park Row's Jo Smith tries to convince MM she needs a corporate helicopter to get to work.
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