“It seems it’s only good for middle-aged cider drinkers who renovate churches in their spare time. I nodded off halfway through.” – IFA on the Budget.
“I’ve lost my husband. I think he was last seen in the beer tent rolling around in his money.” – Britannia Building Society consumer pr manager Lise Bulloch after husband had a big win at Cheltenham races .
I am the Lex Luthor of public relations. Have you met my Superman? – Mainland’s Andrew Appleyard about Sesame’s Richard Wheat.
“Oh dear. I am slowly metamorphosing into Ray Boulger.” – Charcol product development manager Elliot Nathan spouts mortgage figures.
“What did I do this weekend? I had a fight with a coconut plant … and won.” – Scottish Widows protection marketing director Nick Kirwan.