“I’m planning to be a traffic warden when I retire.”
Conservative MP Mark Garnier jokes about his next unpopular job after working as an investment banker and politician.
“Can my honourable friend explain the origin of ‘fandabbydosey’?”
Shadow pensions minister Gregg McClymont does not shirk tough questions during a debate on reforms to the state pension.
“How quickly can you re-register a stuffed parrot?”
Origo MD Paul Pettitt on esoteric investments.
“People must have thought, ‘good they have finally caught him’.”
Chartwell Funding managing director Robert Winfield after his picture appeared next to a story on a £1m broker fine.
“The first piece of business we had to do was an in-specie Sipp transfer, in drawdown. We started off by shooting the IFA.”
Nucleus chief executive David Ferguson was not enthused at the first investment on his platform.