“We get these tubs of chocolate cornflakes from M&S. If you ate one a day you’d definitely be a porker.”
Yellowtail Financial Planning managing director Dennis Hall.
“We are not at liberty to give out the phone number for the duty press officer.”
A Government employee’s way of handling Treasury press enquiries after office hours.
“Trust me I’ve talked to bigger idiots than you.”
The Chartered Insurance Institute’s David Ross on explaining at length the technicalities of membership to an MM reporter.