“I’ve got the same injury that ended apartheid.”
Compliance expert Adam Samuel links his dead shoulder with an injury to England cricketer Tom Cartwright, which set off a chain of events that saw the 1968 tour of South Africa cancelled.
“Is this the Saga Group magazine?”
PMS founder John Malone jokes with an MM hack after speaking to him for the first time since his retirement last year.
“Bring your girlfriend here. It will look like you’ve taken her somewhere expensive when you haven’t.”
EY financial services division director Malcolm Kerr notes the benefits of a West End restaurant offering fine dining at an affordable price.
“Neither of us would recommend our hairdressers for a gong.”
Shadow business secretary Chuka Ummuna notes his similarities with counterpart Vince Cable after Prime Minister David Cameron’s hairdresser receiving an MBE last month.