“I paid by credit card in an Iceland store today – they asked me if I wanted ashback.”
Polhill senior account manager Vanessa Chance gets in quick with the Iceland gags.
“At first I thought it was just the Icelandics burning huge piles of cash but then I found out it was actually a volcano.”
Comedian Chris Addison on the Andrew Marr show.
“The ad said, ’Are you of above average intelligence and want to earn a six-figure income?’ I wasn’t too sure about the first bit but I was very sure about the second, so I gave them a call.”
Alternative Financial Advisers chief executive Paul Armson on applying for his first job as an IFA.