Consultation Paper 121
A one to one? I think not.
From Hull, Hell and Halifax Let's agree to disagree,
The Funny Smell Authority is beginning to rile me.
This time, let's have a more Equitable discussion.
Broker a discussion? More like a scattergun approach
To ram the idea down everyone's throat
A proper muddle
Yes – and jolly bankers in a huddle
Independence, that's your lot, For ordinary folk they care not
Consumer protection, what's become of that – old hat?
No, just not good for those bank fat cats.
Depolarisation or Europisation?
With more red tape coming our way?
Funny that, why did no one say?
While brokers believe in Blighty's way and can point to its success,
We are now betrothed to Brussels.
What are we to do to stop this, pray, will a right big fuss hold sway?
Sorry Blighty, you have had your day
What would it take to raise the public from their glazed stare?
Forget it, no one will care.
So Faintly Smiles Authority, as down on Thames it gloats
While IFAs try to stay afloat.
Funny Sort of Authority – where's your straight bat?
“Now look “ere lad – we'll 'ave no more of that”.
Depolarisation – please give it the boot.
If not, the banks will take all the loot.
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