We've had the Singing Detective, the Laughing Policeman and now could it be the Crooning Mortgage Adviser?
Twenty-two-year-old Skipton Building Society mortgage adviser Andrew Tillotson has been chosen from thousands of star wannabes to receive a £25,000 three-year scholarship to attend ArtsEd in Chiswick.
ArtsEd's halls have previously been graced by the likes of Will Young, crooner of such tunes as Light My Fire and The Long and Winding Road.
The Diary ponders what songs Tillotson might perform. Abba's Money Money Money or Shirley Bassey's Hey Big Spender? Perhaps Hey Client of High Net Worth would be more appropriate.
The Diary wishes Tillotson luck in his new career.