Creative brains have been at work among the pension team down at Millfield in recent weeks. Everybody knows that art is a reflection of torture and one adviser wanting to expunge his ghosts through the medium of rap is the Millfield Eminem Gavin Squires.
Gavin's life is not, it would seem, troubled by the usual gangsta rubbish of feds putting caps in asses, b**ches, Bentleys and Courvoisier. Nor is he dodging lawsuits from his mom. Gavin is blue about the pension simplification review and here are a few verses of his rap. Thanks Gavin, and, look, no swearing.
If it's you that's near the £1.4m lifetime limit, Apply for a certificate and for God's sake, don't you bin it !
As its no more contributions once you're over £1.4mill, So go offshore and utilise a clever product from PIL!
Between 35 & 100 per cent are the current drawdown limits, So between one pound & 120%is so much better, init!
You can even continue past 75 if you can't get enough of it, But don't forget, you can't pass on lump sums, when you finally snuff it!
Investment flexibility is the best you'll ever get, Residential property's allowed, even buy to let