"Sexy poses in the boardroom? I'm game." – Abbey National's Basil Larkins on playing up to the camera for Money Marketing.
"It's something I pinched off the back of a bus." – Standard Life Fund Management chief executive Alan Burton describing the new slogan for its ethical trust, An ethical trust which doesn't cost the earth.
"It wouldn't be much fun being a PR if I wasn't always filling someone's glass up." – Brunswick's Rupert Young toasting his job.
"What is the difference between a terrorist and a compliance director? You can negotiate with a terrorist." – Hargreaves Lansdown compliance director Nigel Bence.
"He thinks he gave birth to the income-drawdown debate." – PIA press officer Sarah Modlock after being given a grilling by Independent and former Money Marketing hack Andrew Verity.
"I will send you full details of our Global Scare fund." – NPI sales support staffer making an unethical blunder.