"It's better than Mogadon – it sends you to sleep and is not addictive." – Former PIA Ombudsman Adam Samuel on his book on trusts.
"The advantage of being 55 is that I have heard that for the third time," – Aegon chairman Kees Storm on the fashion to launch in Brazil
"Just think of all the money I'll be saving in haircuts. I could put all that money in a unit trust and be a rich man in 25 years." – Bates & Partners boss Graham Bates on the merits of marrying your hairdresser.
"The situation in Asia is now like five o'clock in the morning." – Russell Miller Advisors Asia tries to raise hopes of a rising sun in the battered markets.
"Ignored Steve Abbott." – Legal & General's ISA expert Steve Abbott offers an alternative name for the new savings product.
"I am blond, you know." – PIA head of press Sarah Modlock when asked a technical and "difficult" question.
"I'm too young to have that done to me – I haven't got enough of a past." Donnellsons partner Richard Verdin at the prospect of being profiled in Money Marketing.