As you know, Money Marketing was robbed in the Skandia Cowes Week boating race, coming in last out of all the media teams.
However, we have since learned from skipper and Skandia actuary Russell Farr-ington that he won the five following races in the same MM boat.
Unfortunately for Russell, he was struck by lightning while standing underneath the boat's sail and was miraculously saved by his rubber boating boots. Does the MM editor have the power to send bolts of lightning through the skies in revenge? Be afraid, be very afraid.