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Bless this office

Wrap provider Ascentric’s new Indian operation in Bangalore has been given a traditional Hindu ceremony, consecrating the office to provide prosperity and success for all those who work there.

The office has been established to further develop the Blue-button technology that powers the Ascentric wrap platform. In an hour-long ceremony led by managing director of the Indian operation Sashi Chandru, IT director David Harvey programme manager Alex Mitchell were blessed in order to ensure all their dealings in the office are carried out humbly and in good faith. l Steve Jetley from Shrewsbury was angered last week to find that staff at LloydsTSB had changed his telephone banking password without his permission.

Cheeky Steve had been previously slighted by the lender so set his password as “Lloyds is pants”. An equally cheeky member of staff, who Lloyds says does not work for them any more, changed the password to “no, it isn’t”.

Jetley, who discovered the change after his log-in procedure failed, was finally asked to provide a new password.

Jetley decided on “Barclays is better” but unfortunately this was denied.

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