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“My girlfriend accused me of dancing like a frog in a blender.”
Cazenove multi-manager Robin McDonald explains how he injured his back.

“I cut and pasted this from the FSA because, if in doubt, plagiarise.”
Architas chief investment officer Caspar Rock reveals the secret to a good Powerpoint presentation on risk profiling.

“May I thank Roger for propositioning me.”
Mail on Sunday personal finance editor Jeff Prestridge thanks Bright Grey and Scottish Provident proposition director Roger Edwards for inviting him to speak at its critical-illness event.

“To the nearest trillion…”
Independent Commission on Banking chair Sir John Vickers gives away just how tricky it is to put your finger on the size of retail deposits in the banking industry.