Out of Context
“Until now we’ve had a reasonable conversation.”
“We saw you down there in the cheap seats.”
“It’s like pushing water uphill with a rake.”
Out of context: I told her I was going down to London to talk about small pots. She said: ‘You don’t know anything about medicine!’
“I told her I was going down to London to talk about small pots. She said: ‘You don’t know anything about medicine!’”
“These boys are well trained at the FCA.”
Out of Context: “I’m glad England are out. The football excitement has calmed down a bit so it isn’t on the TVs here so much”
“I’m glad England are out. The football excitement has calmed down a bit so it isn’t on the TVs here so much”An FCA press officer reveals a distinct lack of patriotism to an MM hack
Novia PR Pippa Russell is upset that a misleading description on the menu of a trendy West End bar failed to satisfy her carnivorous tastes
“Will you please escort this man from the premises, otherwise he won’t leave.”
“We decided to go for clients that are going to stay alive for a while”
“They infect you with their colds and then when you die they want your money”
During a London conference Transact boss Ian Taylor hints a revolution could be in the offing.
“Are you brushing up against the lifetime allowance limit Tom?”
Shadow chancellor Ed Balls responds to Chancellor George Osborne’s jibes over a police investigation of a car accident Balls was involved in.
A J Bell’s Mike Morrison impresses an MM hack with his favourite pensions-based gag.
Partnership head of corporate affairs Jim Boyd tells an MM hack to take a head torch on an upcoming trip to India, and asks for the comment not be included in Out of Context. Sorry Jim
Paragon Mortgages chief executive Nigel Terrington says housing ministers should not be churned with the same frequency as Premier League football managers
Pensions minister Steve Webb is still waiting for his gift from Lamborghini
Protection Review chief executive Kevin Carr has noticed a striking resemblance between the new MM and a now defunct music magazine.